A year in movies 2016: The Ups, the Downs and the “Why did I do that to myself?!” – The Chairman’s View

The frankly crazy year of 2016 is almost beyond us, here is the way that I saw movies this year. With its ups, downs and & whys.

UPS

Comic Books Movies

It was a great year for the genre, entertaining while dividing people at the same time (that can be a good thing sometimes). The movies I enjoyed this year:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Extended Cut) – my most anticipate movie of 2016, had flaws but still enjoyed it.

X-Men: Age of Apocalypse – This truly surprised me, a must watch if you haven’t seen it.

Captain America: Civil War – SPIDEY! Nuf said

Doctor Strange – Sherlock really got his hands f***ed up for this movie, loved the sharp wit.

Deadpool – Ryan Reynold playing the character made for him in every way.

Seems like the colon (:) made a huge comeback this year.

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“I said Martha asshole, now get your boot off my throat”

Animation

With the advances in technology, so has the animated film industry moved with the times. The movies I enjoyed this year:

Moana – A Disney sing-along with a deep story, for all ages.

Zootopia/Zootroplis – This buddy cop movie with great voice work will keep everyone entertained.

Sing – Now I actually thought this would be utter rubbish, but I came out smiling. Not that deep, but good.

The Jungle Book – Yes, this qualifies as animation even though it look so so real. Wow!

Secret Life of Pets – Toy Story formula, but adequate.

Angry Birds – The app to movie adaption that give a few pointers to the video game movies out there.

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“Spot on for my amazement this year”

Other Highlights

Arrival – The best movie I saw in 2016, blew my mind then went back in time and blew it again. Finally a strong female lead.

The Nice Guys – Shane Black doing a Shane Black film is a winning formula, especially with Ryan Gosling & Russell Crowe (yes, he is back!).

Bridget Jones’ Baby – Here me out people, this movie was fantastic. English humour at its best.

13 Hours – Michael Bay can actually be involved in the making of a good movie, who knew.

Star Trek Beyond – Still loving the vision of this new universe, thanks JJ.

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them – More HP themed movies please!

War Dogs – Rule: Never trust the gun fairy waving money in your face, just walk away. Enjoyable “biopic”.

Queen of Katwe – Just loved this sport movie set in Africa against the setting of abject poverty (bring the tissues).

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“My expression after seeing Arrival”

DOWNS

These movies don’t deserve their own breakdowns into categories, just don’t see it. The movies I disliked this year:

Warcraft – A beautifully filmed turd, is still that….a turd. Such lost potential.

The Huntsman Winter’s War – Still not sure how you mess up a movie with Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain, Emily Blunt & Charlize Theron but well done for proving me wrong.

Suicide Squad –  The movie illustration of studio executives panic buying in the last hour of the transfer window (English Football reference).

Ghostbusters – While I didn’t hate it, it left a stain on your childhood memories.

Jason Bourne – Well done on this trick, bring back Greengrass & Damon and get me all hyped up just to go….“POOF”….we lied, it’s shit.

Ben-Hur – The sequel that no one asked for and was disappointing, should we be surprised?

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back – I shouldn’t have gone to see it, but I had hope (crying in a corner).

But 2016 sure did have a few stinkers, but here’s holding out hope for 2017.

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“The metaphorical shooting down of this movie”

Why did I do that to myself?!”

Finally, my most humiliating moment of 2016. I paid to go see this movie, and walked out of it saying “that wasn’t so bad”…..and I describe what happened next as internal bleeding after a gunshot to the chest, the movie got progressively worse to me each day that past even making question myself (out loud) until eventually I said that is the worst thing I have seen this year or for last few years and me saying “why did I do that to myself?!”.

And the winner is (drum roll)……GODS OF EGYPT, this movie can actually just go kill itself….DIE! DIE! DIE! I hate you!!

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“Yes, I am Egyptian! (strong Scottish accent)”

Disclaimer: If your favourite/worst movie doesn’t appear on this list, The Chairman probably didn’t see it. He is but a mortal man with only two eyes. If you disagree with The Chairman, you are probably wrong and have to take a hard long look at yourself in the mirror.

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2 thoughts on “A year in movies 2016: The Ups, the Downs and the “Why did I do that to myself?!” – The Chairman’s View

  1. Thank you for your review of God’s of Egypt, as I avoided this like the plague. Nothing hurts more than losing two hours of eyesight that you can never get back.

    Comic book movies – Serious genre fatigue but I did enjoy Deadpool which was awesome. However, can we please get different actors for different superheros? I am tired of actors playing several heroes because my belief is shaken when you were already the Green Lantern. Ditto for Captain America/Human Torch or Batman/Daredevil etc

    Bridget Jones – UTTER SHIT, and possibly the worst rom-com plot. No two guys would ever wait for the birth to have a paternity test and then still be around after the birth when the father is confirmed. Also, if Bridget is 43 then she is the oldest 43 year old I have ever seen. Rene Zelwegger looked closer to 53.

    War dogs and 13 hours – Totally agree, two of the best movies of 2017.

    Movies under “downs” – mostly avoided thanks to this blog, so again, thank you. Jack Reacher I went out of my way to see as I read the book. Definitely not as good as the 1st movie but not terrible, I thought it was OK.

    I think my only addition would be to add Magnificent Seven under highlights, thought it was awesome.

    Cheers

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