Jupiter Ascending – “Careers Descending” (Audio Review)


The Wachowski’s are back and now they are in outer space this time, which you think would suit their normal insane visuals. We join Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), the best looking and best dressed cleaner in New York who is the child of a Russian immigrant (mother) and British astrologist (father), hence the name Jupiter. Jupiter’s life is thrown into a tailspin, unbeknownst to her there is an Inter-Galactic trade war for a youth serum between Abrasax siblings; Belam (Eddie Redmayne), Kalique (Tuppence Middleton) and Titus (Douglas Booth). And Jupiter’s involvement in this, believe it or not, is the fact that she is the reincarnation of their mother and therefore she would have control over the trade of this youth serum. Jupiter’s life is now under constant threat and her only protector is the ex-space police officer Cain Wise (Channing Tatum), a “human” whose DNA spliced with a wolf.

Now if that synopsis isn’t confusing enough, watch the movie.

Reviewers: The Chairman, Vintage Vixen, Ramz, Nomad Shad, IT & Storm.

This is our first audio review, so please have mercy on us. More to follow.

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